
The precinct number 99, the 99th precinct. So uh… the Davis-Morales lives in Brooklyn, yeah?.They give the case to Scully and Hitchcock. The Nine-Nine handles this the way you’d expect. Some other police departments pride can’t stand the idea of a vigilante taking away from their arrest records. Maybe once every six months there’s this big push to find Spider-Man. ( Holt’s also got a soft spot a mile wide for young people with sharp tongues and a desire to make the world better, so of course he keeps tabs on Spider-Man the way he does all of his family in the Nine-Nine) Cheddar looks adorable in the Spider-Man onesie he wears during that years Halloween heist. Some of the bigger politicians have made entire campaigns around their stance to stop vigilantes. Holt has to at least pretend to be neutral. ((because he can see his daughters in this kid, knows that if they had powers they would do the same thing and he wouldn’t blame them, how could he? but god they are just so young-)) And the idea of a kid going out to fight, even a kid with superpowers, makes his heart twist every time he sees the videos Jake loves) (What the squad doesn’t know is that Terry’s heard Spider-Man’s voice up close, can tell just how young this kid is. The whole squad groans when he starts going down this road, even if it’s just to point out the negatives of street level vigilantes who haven’t been through the training they have. And yeah, maybe this guys got superpowers but he can still get himself or others hurt. He knows what it’s like to go in to a situation cocky from his rookie days. If he’s going to be a rule breaking vigilante then fine but he at least better be doing it right! But she has a whole binder of the lectures she’s ready to give Spider-Man about safety and procedure, and then another whole binder on modified police training procedures and tactics that she angrily adds to when she sees him flung around by the newest bad. She’s got a reputation to maintain as a rule follower, you see. And then she’ll cuff Jake on the back of the head and tell him he better not start getting any ideas, there’s already too many spandex-clad vigilantes and they didn’t need his ass getting caught out there.Īmy isn’t quite as vocally supportive. The ones that would make catching the bad guys a lot easier, even if it would be a little messier for them to clean up. But every once in a while when Jake’s watching YouTube videos of the latest stunts caught on shaky phones, she’ll comment about all the other weapons Spidey should look in to. Rosa is harder to read because of course she is. And when he’s nearby she most definitely takes a squad car to go to the scene, in order to get up close and personal. Gina’s taken at least three selfies with the guy, and there’s a whole section of her G-hive who’s dedicated on telling her when Spideys been sighted. Either way, at least once a month there’s some sort of Spider-Man snack featured in the break room with only moderately exotic ingredients. Not only is he freaking hilarious, but he’s based in Brooklyn and maybe Jake starts to keep an eye out more when he’s doing patrol and listening to the radio as more than background noise to keep up to date on what’s going on and any possible Spidey sightings.Ĭharles, of course, follows Jake in loving Spider-Man, although that’s because he is 90% sure Jake is Spider-Man even if Jake’s told him a million times it’s not possible, Charles, that one time you did see him I was right next to you.

Like, Jake just thinks he’s the absolute coolest Avenger, no doubt. Okay but where is my Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Avengers crossover fic where the squad all agrees to adopt Spider-Man?īecause obviously the squad all loves him in different ways.
